make a noose
out of spaghetti
stand on chair
go for it
ride your bike
into the kitchen
swallow 2 aspirin
take a shower
imagining a healthy tree
"Frederick, you’ve undoubtedly heard that cats have nine lives? This infamous myth?”
“Of course!” exclaimed Frederick.
“Well, it is entirely untrue,” said the cat in the cage. “What is true is that all beings in possession of a soul live out nine cycles. Think of a tea bag which grows stronger with each steep. The ninth is the strongest, and the last. Cats are the final incarnation of a soul's life cycle. I’m not personally familiar with the origin of the absurd myth about us having nine lives, but I can assure you that the nine cycles of a soul are real. And the first cycle of a soul lives out within a human being.”
“Are you saying that on the cosmic scale, I’m just a baby?” Frederick said.
“You and all the other humans,” said the cat. “And we cats are very, very old. That is why we are very wise, and very tired.”
“But what happens when I die?” Frederick asked.
“Phases two through eight are completely random,” said the cat. “When you die you can become a cockroach, wolf, crow, a birch tree, an entire galaxy, diatomite formation – nobody has any clue where the soul goes during those six phases of its development. It finds a host and lives there for as long as it needs to. It’s the biggest, most absurd, silly, beautiful mystery there ever was, and nobody will ever understand it.”
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the revolution in the cabinet
brews — one must be prepared to anti-oppress.
nasty sad eyebrows
he tires of the Eithers and Ors
wanders into inherently violent private property
(blaring white kitchen tiles of Doom)
his rebellion and body squashed
by the State
Of The Art Sneaker
Thanks! I can’t tell what’s original and not original on your blog so I can’t really respond how I want! But I’m sure you’re cool!
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